When they’re not rising, grinding, or congratulating themselves on the fact that they’d rather have a 30-minute lunch with Jay-Z than receive money from investors, grindset dudebros have yet another beloved pastime — posting the most spectacularly deranged hustle garbage on their LinkedIn pages.

After all, why show your followers and colleagues how hard you work with periodic achievements and major updates, when you could pen hundreds of essays on why you, dear hustler, have the most grind-worthy grind set of all the self-anointed entrepreneurs.

From clout-chasing lies to full-on affairs, here are 20 LinkedIn lunatics that prove the hustle train has gone entirely off the rails.