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Have you ever wanted to say, "I slammed my p***s in the car door" in Dutch? Well thanks to one of today's funny tweets, now you can. Spoiler alert, you can just say it in English and nobody will know the difference.

Following yesterday's Aaron Rogers debacle, Twitter has been a much quieter place today. Still, the crazy found a way to shine through, with Mexican aliens and captured convict selfies. Here are todays funniest 20 tweets.

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