“My school could afford $6,000,000 worth of renovations but they can’t afford toilet paper that I can’t see through.”

“5 stars, will order again!”

“Thanks, Google Maps!”

This shower

“For 15 miles on the highway...”

“My co-worker’s laptop...I have this in the corner of my eye all day, every day and to make it worse, he has his brightness settings on the lowest they can go.”

“This soap dispenser I found in a restaurant bathroom...”

People who can’t pick up after themselves

“I dropped a Lego house I built 10 years ago down the stairs.”

When your keys conspire against you in your pocket

“I didn’t mean this when I asked him to clean inside and out.”

“The reason I woke up this morning”

“The price of 12 pieces of chalk at the supermarket vs my college bookstore”