My sister decided to organized my bookshelf then she did this. Oh my eyes!
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Thanks, kitty. I guess the trashcan is yours now.
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Part time acting extra ends up on a widely run ad. Oof.
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Locked myself in an old bathroom. This was how, after 10 minutes, I escaped.
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A metal shifter in Northern Canada.
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Thanks, Mr. Plow.
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Stole some of my kid’s Christmas candy that turned out to be soap
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A not so minor blowout.
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Opened a box of different kinds of googly eyes upside down.
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I spilled the detergent. 2 hours later, she spilled the paint. It’s going to be a quiet night I think.
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Happy new year? 10 minutes after midnight a loud metallic bounce came off the floor.
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My landlord, while painting the apt I am moving out of, drank my limited release MF Doom beer that came out after the news of his death. I’ve had this beer for about a year.
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When they put in the new fiber optic line they bored through my sewer line.
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Nipple smears from 16 mile run in cold rain!
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I forgot I had soda in the back of my car in single digit temps :,)
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When your dad tells you to cover the oak before it rains, so you tell your younger brother to cover the oak before it rains. Pop comes home in 20 minutes…
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Hosted a 2 day NYE get together at $800 Airbnb, and no one came.
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Bought these binoculars specifically to go to the Grand Canyon today.
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Just got home from a rushed trip to Home Depot and found this in my bag.
