20 People Who Can Stay Calm No Matter What.

Nathan Johnson Published 03/17/2021 in wtf

Only people with nerves of steel can live here.

1.
“When we got to dad’s house, we found that someone was already living in it.”
2.
When you live in a duplex and hate your neighbor
3.
“We had a little wind yesterday. Time to dig out.”
4.
“My neighbor, installing shelves”
5.
“Every morning at 11 or so, the window man shows up and scares me. (It’s actually my neighbor’s chimney.)”
6.
“Hope you didn’t like your patio furniture.”
7.
A dead/rotten tree that wasn’t on my property snapped in half and fell on my house today. How was your day?”
8.
“Neighbor is a golfer.”
9.
“My neighbors had a party last night. That’s my trampoline.”
10.
“The result of sub-zero temps at the local car wash”
11.
“Well, there goes the view...”
12.
“I am getting charged an extra $22 a month on my utility bill because the city has put a random sewer grate in the middle of my lawn.”
13.
“My neighbor is channeling water from their yard and roof under my fence, causing my yard to flood.”
14.
“Well, there’s a water snake living in my toilet somehow.”
15.
“My uncle’s car this morning”
16.
“This is my car. I live in northern Norway.”
17.
“We weren’t at home and when we came back, we saw a surprise: 4 holes in the living room through which you can see the neighbors’ place.”
18.
“This is how cold it is in my place. As a Texan, I wasn’t ready for this.”
19.
“Very generous neighbors! We never asked them, but they shared the snow!”
20.
“I don’t think I need to explain this one.”

1.
“When we got to dad’s house, we found that someone was already living in it.”
2.
When you live in a duplex and hate your neighbor
3.
“We had a little wind yesterday. Time to dig out.”
4.
“My neighbor, installing shelves”
5.
“Every morning at 11 or so, the window man shows up and scares me. (It’s actually my neighbor’s chimney.)”
6.
“Hope you didn’t like your patio furniture.”
7.
A dead/rotten tree that wasn’t on my property snapped in half and fell on my house today. How was your day?”
8.
“Neighbor is a golfer.”
9.
“My neighbors had a party last night. That’s my trampoline.”
10.
“The result of sub-zero temps at the local car wash”
11.
“Well, there goes the view...”
12.
“I am getting charged an extra $22 a month on my utility bill because the city has put a random sewer grate in the middle of my lawn.”
13.
“My neighbor is channeling water from their yard and roof under my fence, causing my yard to flood.”
14.
“Well, there’s a water snake living in my toilet somehow.”
15.
“My uncle’s car this morning”
16.
“This is my car. I live in northern Norway.”
17.
“We weren’t at home and when we came back, we saw a surprise: 4 holes in the living room through which you can see the neighbors’ place.”
18.
“This is how cold it is in my place. As a Texan, I wasn’t ready for this.”
19.
“Very generous neighbors! We never asked them, but they shared the snow!”
20.
“I don’t think I need to explain this one.”