Sometimes life just decides to sock you right in the family jewels. Our universe is a merciless and unforgiving place. Some days are so bad for such... random reasons... that they make you wonder if the universe is sentient. That it's a person -- and kind of a d*ck.
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“Trying to finish up a last minute job. Don’t forget to latch your screw boxes people.”
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“Accidentally left the garage open for 1 hour. They’re everywhere.”
4
“Just got off work, tripped on the way in the door.”
5
“I think my plate was telling me that I’m 35 and don’t need Totinos pizza.”
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“Made two of these bad boys, was basically finished with the first before I realized I was eating mold.”
7
“Used ramps to change oil for the first time… while backing up, the ramps slid/shot out and hit the 5qt used oil container and painted my garage a new color.”
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“Our washer decided to become a smoke machine.”
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“My 2yo GE oven exploded an hour after I turned it off.”
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“Broke my finger at work, got fired after the drug test. All at the end of a 12 hour night shift.”
12
“New hobby= new broken bones. 30 seconds after putting on roller blades resulted in 2 broken wrists!”
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“A wasp flew into my helmet while I was riding my motorcycle and gave me a piece of its mind.”
14
“My Little Brother Was Trying To Move Today… Geez.”
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“My gf is from a small town that doesn’t get a lot of nice things. A couple of hours after the town welcomed this mural, this happened.”
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“Broke my leg by standing too fast and falling onto myself.”
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“The stairs on my daily commute pedestrian bridge were removed without warning..”
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“First overseas flight in 9 years! Paid extra for a window seat so I can see everything.”
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“Brand New $1300 set of golf clubs I bought as a birthday present to myself. On my very first swing (club head is somewhere in the pond)”
