Every now and then, humanity delivers a moment so magnificently clueless you can almost hear the national anthem sighing. This slideshow salutes those glorious lapses in judgment, the ones that make you stare into the middle distance, hands on hips, wondering how we’ve made it this far as a species.
Somewhere in this parade of loonies, you’ll spot a guy wearing his motorcycle helmet all wrong like he’s reinventing safety. You’ll catch lunch collapsing dramatically onto a computer. And yes, there’s a coffin that made a surprise exit through a car window, because even the dead like a plot twist.
That’s not everything, but you’ll have to click to see how many crazy things have happened while you were not looking. Go on, the flag’s halfway down and shaking its head like a disappointed uncle.
1
Huge Mattresses Inside a Bus
Public transit meets public naptime.
2
Man Upside Down in Airplane Seat
Turbulence didn’t do that. Choices did.
3
Car Stuck in the Middle of Fresh Wet Cement
A bold new parking strategy: permanent.
4
Jeep Parked In The Wrong Place
When confidence drives and common sense hitchhikes.
5
Man Balances Baby Stroller on a Railing
Worst dad ever.
6
Man Places a Pilates Ball on a Gym Machine
Innovation or lawsuit? You decide.
7
Woman’s Head Gets Stuck in a Trampoline
Childhood fun meets adult paperwork.
8
Dad Standing On His Kid’s Stroller
Someone save the baby.
9
Man Pees Beside Two Public Toilets
When you just can't wait in line no more.
10
Pot Breaks
Dinner is canceled. Grief is served.
11
Subway Door Closes on Kid’s Backpack
Public transit: now offering complimentary panic cardio.
12
Coffin Falls Out of Car Window
Even the dead want to escape traffic.
13
Pepper Falls On The Egg
Breakfast with the spice level of regret.
14
Blender Completely Falls Apart
Say 'goodbye' to your morning smoothie.
15
Broken Plate Held Together With Tape
Hope, denial, and adhesive; the holy trinity.
16
Bowl of Food Falls on the Laptop
Tech support can’t fix heartbreak.
17
Motorcyclist Riding With a Doll
When you're tired of waiting for a girlfriend.
18
A Toilet Installed Inside a Public Phone Booth
Finally, a place to take calls and take… everything else.
19
Man Wearing His Helmet Completely Wrong
How is he taking it out?
20
Too Much Gas
Why did she think the car needed more gas?
