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20 Pics Of The Worst Idea For A Flying Car Ever

We all know that pigs can fly, but what about Pintos?

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Published 5 months ago in Funny

We all know that pigs can fly, but what about Pintos? From 1971 to 1973, the Advanced Vehicle Engineers of Van Nuys attempted to answer that question with the AVE Mizar.


Designed by Northrop Institute of Technology aeronautical engineering graduates Henry Smolinski and Harold Blake, the company wanted to create the world's most seamless flying car. Blake attempted to accomplish this by effectively bolting a car to the frame of a Cessna Skymaster, choosing the Ford Pinto for its light weight. Perhaps they forgot the Pinto's reputation for bursting into deadly fireballs.


An early AVE Mizar test flight, flown by test pilot Charles "Red" Janisse, resulted in an emergency landing following a "right wing strut base mounting attachment" failure. Fearing the strain of a turn could be catastrophic, Red chose not to attempt a return to Van Nuys Airport, instead ditching the plane in a field. He then drove the vehicle back under its own power. 


A later test flight encountered the same issue, this time flown by Blake and Smolinski. Lacking Red's experience, the pair tried to return to the runway, resulting in a catastrophic wing failure that crashed the aircraft and killed both men. 


Despite the Mizar's deadly failure, shoddy welding and craftsmanship were more to blame for the accident than the vehicle's design. 


Perhaps some day cars really will be quickly bolted onto sets of wings. Just not Ford Pintos. 

  • 1

    Graceful

    Like a gliding chicken.

    Graceful

  • 2

    Oxnard Airport

    Oxnard, California, August, 1973.

    Oxnard Airport

  • 3

    On the Runway

    The Pinto's own engine helped facilitate takeoff, and its brakes were used for landing.

    On the Runway

  • 4

    Door to Door

    It didn't take long to bolt the Pinto in.

    Door to Door

  • 5

    Taking Off

    The N68X

    Taking Off

  • 6

    Before and After

    Pintos and wings.

    Before and After

  • 7

    Engine

    A rear-mounted prop.

    Engine

  • 8

    Controls

    A Pinto cockpit.

    Controls

  • 9

    Flying Pinto

    That just doesn't look right.

    Flying Pinto

  • 10

    Liftoff

    V-1 reached.

    Liftoff

  • 11

    The Two Test Subjects

    Sunny California in 1973.

    The Two Test Subjects

  • 12

    In the hanger.

    Checking it out.

    In the hanger.

  • 13

    Inside

    Steering wheel and throttle.

    Inside

  • 14

    Strapped In

    A Pinto and its wings.

    Strapped In

  • 15

    In the Air

    Does that look stable?

    In the Air

  • 16

    Road and Sky

    Documenting the AVE.

    Road and Sky

  • 17

    Takeoff

    No failures please!

    Takeoff

  • 18

    Really Fly

    And really crash.

    Really Fly

  • 19

    Leaving the Hanger

    Time for a test flight.

    Leaving the Hanger

  • 20

    Museum

    A Flying Pinto.

    Museum

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