20 Savage Tweets for Your Pleasure and Enjoyment

zachnading Published 10/06/2022 in Funny

Just your daily does of trashy, hilarious, and laughter-filled posts from the depth of Twitter.

1.
I'm only feeding my dog like this from here on out.
2.
Costco $1.50 hot dogs hit different in the middle of a combined recession/pandemic.
3.
Aunt Kathy, you're up!
4.
Ooof. Tough look. You just hate to see it.
5.
You know Pete's people are already talking to her people.
6.
Not at all. What happened to that brain, I want it back.
7.
They put me in the silly goose lock-up.
8.
Her ex is funny, but like...talk about toxic.
9.
See it's funny because everybody kinda doesn't want kids...
10.
Why does he look like he's living his best life?
11.
Bro. Where did it go?
12.
Have fun taking care of baby Jaxtynn or whatever, I'm gonna go get drunk.
13.
I can't explain it, but why does it hurt getting water on your elbow?
14.
CAThy would like to speak to your manager. Now.
15.
Ahhh so that's what they meant by 'adult toys.'
16.
This happens all day everyday.
17.
Is that app even still in existence? Thought it joined Vine.
18.
I dunno man...good grades? Passing the class? You tell me.
19.
I'm on vacation in my mind.
20.
The perfect casting doesn't exis-

1.
I'm only feeding my dog like this from here on out.
2.
Costco $1.50 hot dogs hit different in the middle of a combined recession/pandemic.
3.
Aunt Kathy, you're up!
4.
Ooof. Tough look. You just hate to see it.
5.
You know Pete's people are already talking to her people.
6.
Not at all. What happened to that brain, I want it back.
7.
They put me in the silly goose lock-up.
8.
Her ex is funny, but like...talk about toxic.
9.
See it's funny because everybody kinda doesn't want kids...
10.
Why does he look like he's living his best life?
11.
Bro. Where did it go?
12.
Have fun taking care of baby Jaxtynn or whatever, I'm gonna go get drunk.
13.
I can't explain it, but why does it hurt getting water on your elbow?
14.
CAThy would like to speak to your manager. Now.
15.
Ahhh so that's what they meant by 'adult toys.'
16.
This happens all day everyday.
17.
Is that app even still in existence? Thought it joined Vine.
18.
I dunno man...good grades? Passing the class? You tell me.
19.
I'm on vacation in my mind.
20.
The perfect casting doesn't exis-