Just like Kevin Costner in the 1995 box office smash hit, 'Waterworld' these Tweets are battle-tested and will do whatever it takes to survive.

Not following? Allow me to guide you through the ocean of Twitter. Even as the earth is disappearing around them, these tweets make it to the surface. They were made to withstand the storm. A little uphill battle isn't going to hurt them.

Against all odds, these tweets have made it all the way in front of your eyes. So please, enjoy.