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20 Terms You've Not Used Since The Roller Rink Closed

Dig into some retro slang that still packs a punch.

By Micaela Montaña

Published 4 months ago in Funny

Time to dust off the old dictionary in your brain because these words haven’t seen the light of day since payphones were a thing and mixtapes were a love language. 


Once the crown jewels of cool, this slang ruled the school, the streets, and every fuzzy carpeted living room in between. You tossed these phrases around like confetti, whether you were cruising in your wood-paneled wagon or talking smack during a game of Pong. 


Some were hip, some were hilarious, and all of them are pure Boomer gold. Ready for a blast from the phrasebook? Let’s talk the talk, vintage-style.

  • 1

    Far Out

    So cool, it probably came from another galaxy.

    Far Out

  • 2

    Gnarly

    Could be awesome or horrifying. Either way: respect.

    Gnarly

  • 3

    If the vans a rockin' don't come a knockin’

    Some things are better left unannounced... like this.

    If the vans a rockin' don't come a knockin’

  • 4

    Duuudeee

    You've said this to your friends about a 100 times.

    Duuudeee

  • 5

    Burn!

    That insult hit harder than dad’s station wagon door.

    Burn!

  • 6

    Hey! Up your nose with a rubber hose!

    The ‘70s way of telling someone to get lost... politely-ish.

    Hey! Up your nose with a rubber hose!

  • 7

    Radical

    Because ‘awesome’ was just too basic.

    Radical

  • 8

    Keep on Trucking

    Because quitting ain’t groovy, baby.

    Keep on Trucking

  • 9

    Righteous

    That move? That vibe? That pizza? Totally righteous.

    Righteous

  • 10

    Right On

    Like a thumbs-up, but with more bell bottoms.

    Right On

  • 11

    Can you dig it?

    Because if you can’t, grab a shovel, man.

    Can you dig it?

  • 12

    Scarfing

    Eating like your mom’s never fed you.

    Scarfing

  • 13

    Do Me A Solid

    Help me out, no drama. Just vibes and maybe a ride.

    Do Me A Solid

  • 14

    Party Hearty

    Because moderation is for squares.

    Party Hearty

  • 15

    Space Cadet

    Mentally orbiting Pluto during math class again.

    Space Cadet

  • 16

    Man (after almost every sentence!)

    It’s not what you say, man; it’s how many times you say “man,” man.

    Man (after almost every sentence!)

  • 17

    Foxy

    So good-looking it should come with a warning label.

    Foxy

  • 18

    Hang a Louie

    Make a left, but sound 500% cooler doing it.

    Hang a Louie

  • 19

    Let's Boogie

    Time to leave, but make it funky.

    Let's Boogie

  • 20

    You’re a spaz or You’re an airhead.

    How many people have you said this to?

    You’re a spaz or You’re an airhead.

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