Some businesses deserve to go bankrupt.
There are a few products out on the market that the vast majority of the population agrees are truly horrible. Yet, inexplicably - impossibly - they remain on our store shelves, taunting us with their apparent immortality. Miracle Whip, Crocs, artificial saliva, and Clamato juice are just some of those bed bugs of society. No matter how hard you try to eradicate them, they will always come back with a vengeance.
Dive into a gallery of aggressive mediocrity.
1
Unfrosted Pop-Tarts
They perfected the product later - kill the prototype.
2
Tuna Helper
That creepy glove pulls these out of the ocean and puts them in our grocery stores. Kill him.
3
Miracle Whip
The mayo-haters have kept this demon sauce alive and we will never forgive them for it.
4
Celeste Pizza
These are foam discs covered in pencil shavings that need to be destroyed.
5
Ironic T-Shirts
These should be illegal to purchase for anyone over the age of twelve.
6
Imitation Crab Meat
Sushi was perfect and they just had to add this monstrosity to the menu.
7
Pickled Eggs
They only exist in bars and gas stations as disgusting pieces of furniture.
8
Fedoras
You don’t look like a jazz singer, cowboy, or business man in the 1950s - you look like this guy.
9
Fruitcake
The rock-solid, disgusting villain of Christmas.
10
Circus Peanuts
These should be used by Amazon for shipping, not as food.
11
Clamato Juice
An unholy alliance between land and sea.
12
Decorative Soap You’re Not Allowed to Use
But, admittedly, a delicious snack.
13
Liverwurst
It’s in the name. A pink styrofoam, poor excuse for a meat.
14
Crocs
The thing everyone agrees is ugly but has become the immortal mainstay of the shoe world.
15
Candy Corn
A candy that would instantly die if we got rid of one day on the calendar.
16
Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray
This soda flavor was introduced in 1868 and refuses to die despite our best efforts.
17
“Live, Laugh, Love” Decor
A favorite of millennials and wine moms, this font and black and white style has invaded Etsy and the homes of people we hate
18
Spam
We’re not sure what’s in this stuff or why it’s in a can, but it has to go.
19
Artificial Saliva
Apologies if you need this for medical reasons or something, but we hate it.
20
Catsup
The evil dark version of our beloved red sauce.
