Here are just some quotes from the queen of insufferable herself.
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From her commitment to health and Goop, to all the things she's said that only a high-paid celebrity could relate to, Gwyneth Paltrow is a special kind of obnoxious. Here are just some quotes from the queen of insufferable herself.
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Final words before her kid ate Cup-a-Soup.
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Somehow this feels awfully genuine :)
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But I can pretend to be a millionaire :)
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Trend setter for sure :)
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“I eat whatever I want. I like bread and cheese and wine, and that makes my life fun and enjoyable.”
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"Oysters and cocktail sauce, and then a baked, stuffed lobster and french fries. I would have a baguette and a cheese course for my dessert, and red wine. I drank like crazy [when the kids were babies]. How else could I get through my day?"
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"I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading."
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Or a whole rack of short ribs :)
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"My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night."
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"We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden—a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made."
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About the Met Gala: "I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all."
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"Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me."
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"I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America, people don't talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties."
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"When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat."
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"I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as is, of course there are challenges. But it's not like being onset."
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On a premiere dress she wore: "I don't think I can tell this story on TV...Well, let's just say everyone went scrambling for a razor. I work a '70s vibe. You know what I mean?"
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"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin."
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"I am convinced that by eating biologial foods it is possible to avoid a tumor."
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"As I go on in life and feel more myself, and less judgmental about myself, my values become clearer to me."
