Online reviews can come in handy and be very helpful at times, but every now and then they feel like they came from someone who didn’t understand basic communication.
It’s the kind of comments that makes you pause and read a couple times just to see if you got the picture right, and then you wonder just how any of it made sense to the publisher.
These comments have a very chaotic energy and probably revealed more about the commenter than the product itself. Words filled with confusion, some kind of anger, comedy and especially, no common sense.
1
Haven't used it = 3 stars
No usage yet but vibes are mid.
2
Too much fudge
Bold of them to complain that a fudge bar tastes like fudge.
3
Heaven's favorite app
Unlimited features = holy work.
4
Loved it, one star
When your phone breaks so you can't express your joy well.
5
The boat ride of the devil
Peak misplaced outrage, and homophobia.
6
Monkey business
One star for emotional confusion.
7
Not for men
Being upset about a period-tracking app tracking periods is iconic.
8
Received exactly what I ordered
A tragedy for the ages.
9
Rttftffhgn
5 stars are still 5 stars, so success?
10
One star for vibes
Leaving a bad review before opening the product takes commitment.
11
Wrong store
Furious review for a different company is wild.
12
Five stars deserved
So good she forgot all sense and punctuation.
13
Creme Brulee with a side of science
Turns out melted sugar melts, crazy discovery.
14
Justice for grandma
Unsure what happened but they appreciate the feedback anyways.
15
25$ tax
Shocking that taxes still exist with Prime.
16
Missing wallet
Didn't buy anything, still wanted to give an opinion.
17
Amazing service, poor rating
Jackie has some explaining to do.
18
Heavy bag
A groundbreaking realization.
