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Swastikas + Cheerleaders = Local News

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Burglar Transforms Self into Human Pinata

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e dangled there for over an hour

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Cop Dresses Up in KKK Outfit, Blames it on Black Man

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Dick in the Cock Costume

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Pirate Has no Place in Public School

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Convertible Fails to Keep Out Water

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Olive Garden Waitresses Reveal Boobs

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Lousy Job

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Immigration Czar Demonstrates Lack of Professional Everything

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Lunch Lady Quits

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McCain Supporter Spells the Letter "B" Wrong