Here are some stellar movie reviews, because sometimes we just want the truth.

Thanks to the Twitter account Letterboxd reviews with threatening auras, we've collected some of the most useful, funny, and honest movie reviews the internet has to offer. From 'King Richard' to 'Hoodwinked.' From 'Her' to 'Mother.' We've got all the top movie reviews from the seedy underbelly of the interwebs.

These aren't your run of the mill movie reviews. We're not talking about Rotten Tomatoes here. These are the nitty-gritty, personal, in the thick of it movie reviews.

If you're looking for a plain old ranking of a movie, or two thumbs up, you're in the wrong place. If you're looking for someone to tell you what movie their boyfriend made them watch right after they got attacked by a dog, then we've got you covered!

So sit back and enjoy, and don't forget to leave your snarky opinions in the comment section that nobody asked for.