21 Sex Facts People Learned at a Late Age.

You just expect everyone knows this stuff.

Published 6 years ago

You just expect everyone knows this stuff.

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“My brother went the first 22 YEARS OF HIS LIFE thinking that every woman in the entire world got their period during the last week of the month.”

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“That tampons stay inside the woman. I thought they went in the bathroom, popped one in and it soaked up all the blood, then they removed it and were good for a few hours.”

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“Women wipe themselves with TP after going pee. Was in my mid-twenties when I found that out.”

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“For whatever reason, I grew up thinking that men were supposed to have three testicles. I was a 13-year old boy before learning the truth. I thought I was deformed, or maybe my third ball just hadn’t developed yet somehow. I’m not really sure what I was thinking. I just remember the absolute embarrassment I felt when one of my friends found out about this misunderstanding.”

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“My male housemate in college, who was 21 at the time and not a virgin, totally didn’t believe me when the conversation led to my telling him that girls don’t pee out of the same hole the penis goes in. He had to go down to his room and google it, and then we never spoke of it again.”

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“I had to explain sex ed to my college roommate who was having sex with the 40-year-old pizza delivery guy. Unprotected. I had to explain pregnancy, birth control, the process, everything. She thought I was crazy.”

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“I had to break it to my 27-year-old friend that she doesn’t pee from her clit.”

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“I very recently discovered that the clitoris is outside of the vagina. My first girlfriend never learned where it was so I didn’t think anything of it. My current girlfriend when we started having sex she said “don’t forget the clit” and I went “…what?””

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“Not me, but I had a friend who basically explained that he didn’t know that if you had a vagina you still had a urethra. I think he was in Highschool before he learned otherwise. He just thought that the labia essentially acted as floodgates and when you needed to pee they would open like a trap door and your urine would just “fall out”. I still laugh about this.”

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“That being circumcised didn’t mean the head of your dick gets chopped off. I was… too old when I found that out.”

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“When I was a sophomore in high school I was awkward and regularly picked on. I thought I was super cool wearing LA Looks hair gel to style my hair with the “duck butt”. The stuff often dried and peeled and left white chunks in the hair if you touched it too much. So at the lunch table this girl goes “it looks like you have jizz in your hair” and I didn’t know what that word was so I just said “yeah I do” and then nobody talked to me the rest of the day.”

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“At 18 years old, I had no fucking clue that balls just… moved on their own… I sat and stared at his ballsack for a good 10 minutes, just in absolute awe. I felt like I was tripping on acid!!! The skin moved up and down, swirled around, turned to the left. I have NEVER had my mind more blown than that moment of watching balls move around for the first time.”

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“Back in middle school I used to think sex meant touching the penis to the vagina. The thought of insertion or in-out motion hadn’t even occurred to me.”

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“I had a general idea about sex from a very young age but didn’t officially understand the mechanics of intercourse until I was a young teen after I asked (embarrassingly loud) in class what a boner was.”

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“Cum is supposed to leak out of a woman’s vagina after sex (if she’s walking around).”

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“You can suck and lick anything as long as you wash it off first. I used to be grossed out by oral sex because you either literally piss with those organs or come close to it.”

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“A girl I know at school (high school) thought that penises had bones in them.”

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“My girlfriend in high school once rubbed my dick over my pants in my truck before a movie. When we talked about how that was later in the evening, she said “that was my first hand job”. She honestly thought that was a handjob.”