For years, kids have written letters to Santa asking for gifts, they’re usually simple, Barbies, toy cars, maybe a video-game or roller skates if they’re feeling risky. But these kids went all out with their letters, competing on who could shock Santa the most.
Turns out some kids can be extremely opinionated, and at times demanding, but overall they’re very creative, because only them could come up with letters like these. It all started with a “Dear Santa” and somehow ended in utter chaos at best.
These are kids being their best selves, extremely honest and whimsical, but also very chaotic.
1
Pony or else
This is not optional, remember that.
2
Ultimate Christmas list
Some kids ask for toys, not this kid.
3
Amazon link and all
Santa will appreciate the efficiency.
4
How do you get into my house?
A classic sibling rivalry and questions included.
5
Leonardo Dicaprio request
Santa can't do miracles, sorry.
6
An abstract wishlist
This kid's going to be a doctor.
7
Proof you exist, please
Faith is a little shaky with kids these days.
8
Stuffed chicken only
Straight to the point, no notes.
9
Christmas identity crisis
"Santa can you still bring me gifts anyways?"
10
Beer for Santa
Finally, a kid that understands how hard Santa works.
11
At least she's trying
He will appreciate the honesty.
12
Fast food wishes
Santa gives gifts, not a delivery service.
13
Simba's dad
Honestly, same. We all want that.
14
Batteries are requested
The realest gift ever.
15
Reality check for Santa
Nothing says Christmas like body shaming.
16
Respect my privacy, Santa!
Santa sees all? Not today.
17
Just give her the cat
I guess Santa speaks all the languages anyways.
18
Sorry Santa
A formal apology with baked goods.
19
Cookie ban
This kid woke up and chose violence.
20
Just fish and a jet
A simple request, I guess.
21
A decent boy
Naughty and nice felt too limited.
