These Amish people have ventured out of their villages and into the modern world. They’ve found themselves puzzled, impressed, or downright terrified of our electric appliances and loud cars. And it’s all right here for you to enjoy.
It’s like the easiest game of Where’s Waldo ever created. You can spot these Amish guys and gals instantly every time. They stick out like sore, kerosene-powered thumbs. And if you feel bad about chuckling at these pics, don’t worry. The Amish will probably never see them.
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An Amish family at the grocery store. Sometimes you get bored of your own crops.
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An Amish girl going on Rumspringa at the mall, an establishment that is the exact opposite of an Amish community
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Amish women chasing an escaped emu on the highway in Pennsylvania. God really rolled the dice when he came up with this situation
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Yes, he is out of place, but what is going on with that sign he is holding?
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An Amish-run machine shop. Perfect for repairing your candles
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An Amish man skydiving. I guess falling from the sky technically that doesn’t use electricity
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Suspenders are perfect volleyball attire
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Even the Amish can appreciate a good deal
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If you thought Times Square was overstimulating, imagine experiencing it after growing up without electricity
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To whoever parked their horse and buggy in front of Madison Square Garden, you are about to be towed
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Way better than the banjo!
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Roller skates, a good mode of transport when you run out of oats to feed your horse.
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An Amish girl enjoying Rumspringa in a bar. Sure beats mead.
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He’s on a shopping spree!
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Sometimes horsepower just doesn’t cut it
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You may not be allowed to drive a car, but you can sit on a sofa in the back of one
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Trying out Gears of War in Walmart.
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An Amish couple at a popular wings restaurant that must not be named... The one with female waiters, if you catch my drift. Everybody has appetites.
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Amish people either admiring or puzzled by a vending machine
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A Ripstick is somehow even less Amish than a plain skateboard
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Amish women enjoying “Super Bikes” at an arcade. Many a quarter was spent that day.