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People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

People admit the disgusting things they've done but have never been caught for. If you can read through these without throwing up in your mouth, then something is wrong with you.

By Nathan Johnson

Published 5 years ago in Eww

People admit the disgusting things they've done but have never been caught for. If you can read through these without throwing up in your mouth, then something is wrong with you.
  • 1

    “In primary school (elementary) me and my friends saw water dripping from the rooftop on the playground. Without thinking, we’d let it drop into our mouths and drink it, giggling and excited we’d found our own water source. A teacher caught us and we had to be checked out because it turned out the water was coming from a pipe or something that rats had ran through.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 2

    “As a teenager I was abroad with my class. I shared a room with two other girls. One morning I went to the toilet and take a dump. I was shocked as I saw that the toilet flushing was not strong enough to wash it away. I panicked. So I grabbed it with toilet paper, wrapped it around and throw it as far a I could out of the window.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 3

    “We had a candy corn counting contest in like 4th or 5th grade where you guess how many are in the big jar. when no one was looking I carefully took the tape off the top thinking I was going to count them all or something and saw that they had written the total on the inside of the top.” I took out about 30 of them, ate the evidence, and put my guess in for the number minus 35, not realizing they weren’t going to recount them. The winner guessed it within 20 of the number on the bottom of the lid. So basically, I cheated, sabotaged and still lost and I kept all that stupidity to myself for all these years.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 4

    “As a small I child I ate an old piece of gum from under a bus seat. I’d really like to exchange my mouth for a new one.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 5

    “When my sister was younger probably around 2-4 age range, whenever she did something I asked her to do I gave her a dog bone as a reward. She never listened when we were younger but as soon as I started giving her dog bones she was a different person it was great. this was almost 20 years ago now and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren’t for my meddling mom asking why her breath smelled like dog food randomly.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 6

    “One time, when I was like 9 or 10, I had to go to the bathroom really badly while my family and I were at a hotel pool. I didn’t make it in time, so I sat on the pavement and just shit on the pavement. In my swimsuit. I’m not talking solid poop, I’m talking about full liquid shit.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 7

    “When I was 10, I used to dance nude in the balcony after a bath just to piss of my mom.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 8

    When I was younger, I would steal coins from my parents and when I had enough, I would bring them to my dad and had them changed to paper bills and he would be so proud of me for saving coins that he would buy me ice cream or sweet bread.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 9

    “When I was about 5 I used to prefer cat food to normal food, now I can’t stand the taste.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 10

    “As a student with a shitty waitering job paying me almost nothing I used to eat the food my customers didn’t want after I took their plates to the kitchen.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 11

    “One morning i couldnt be bothered making my breakfast AND a coffee, so i added instant coffee to my cereal, mixed it into the milk and ate coffee cereal.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 12

    “One time I spit my gum into a donation box for kids with autism thinking it was a trash can.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 13

    “My younger brother used to eat the dog food because he thought it would make him better friends with the dog. We began to leave a bowl out for him next to the dog bowl.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 14

    “I used to lie. Like a lot. I used to make up stories to tell people, just for the sake of it. I don’t do it anymore, although this leads me to telling the same stories over and over.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 15

    “In biology class we were dissecting a pigs eyeball and my hand slipped and the eyeball fell on the floor and me being extremely lazy I kicked it under a cabinet and it lay there for 2 years until someone finally found it.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 16

    “I secretly broke a 2500 euros printer, that is rare and precious, I just fixed it just enough that the second person using it got blamed for this and almost expelled from school.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 17

    “I drew a massive penis on the ceiling in my art classroom probably a metre long and its been there for years, i asked friends who have brothers and sisters there and they say its still there. Its been like 8years now.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 18

    “That I hit some one in the back of a trampoline park with a chain I grabbed off of a fence because he kept poking me.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 19

    “I dropped a bun in the self-service area of a convenience store. I didn’t pay for it. I just kicked it under the shelf and left.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 20

    “I dropped a human brain once in prep class and put it back like nothing happened and everyone was wondering what kind of head trauma that person died of.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

  • 21

    “My friend’s kid eats PB+J with ranch.”

    People Openly Admit Their Disgusting Little Secrets

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