When you look like someone famous, going out in public is always a challenge. All the burden of celebrity without the income? Rough deal if you ask me.
1
"Ugh, the hand thing again. Why do they always do that? I wonder if Leonard Nimoy finds it as cute as I find it terrible."
2
"Nope, not Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but I appreciate your marriage proposal anyway."
3
"Ah, the Dumbledore comments again. You do realize that even Alan Rickman didn't kill Dumbledore, right? He just pretended to in a movie?"
4
"I'm not even British. Why would you think I'm Benedict Cumberbatch?"
5
"Dora the Explorer jokes again? You do know she's a cartoon, right?"
6
"No, I don't hack computers. Not even Pauley Perrette does that in real life."
7
"No, I can't give you my opinion on Sony canceling The Interview's release because I'm not IN The Interview."
8
"I swear to God if I hear one more joke about getting shot in a theatre I might actually shave this beard."
9
"I swear if we want to keep this meth operation going, we should really find a new vehicle. Jesse and Walt ruined it for us."
10
"Every time I wear this hat I get the John Hammond comments. I've never been to Jurassic Park! MY WIFE BOUGHT ME THIS HAT."
11
"It's-a me! NOT MARIO."
12
"As soon as I open my mouth they'll be disappointed I can't talk like Morgan Freeman, just like the last ones."
13
"Right right, you're 'the one who knocks.' I get it. I'm just not Bryan Cranston and never will be."
14
"Yeah I know I'm 'beautiful just the way I am,' but I'm still not Bruno Mars."
15
"Trust me, you don't want to hear me sing. I sound nothing like Ed Sheeran."
16
"Oh for the love of God, he died SEVENTY YEARS AGO. I'm NOT HITLER."
17
"Okay I'll pose with the picture one last time, but I'm fixing my hair as soon as you're done. Does Harry Styles even brush his?"
18
"Stop humming the Jurassic Park theme song. Even if I were Jeff Goldblum, it would be annoying."
19
"My name isn't Forrest, nor will I run for you. Now stop with the Tom Hanks references."
20
"Don't know what you heard about me, but I'm not a P-I-M...No really, I was born a century before Jay-Z."
21
"'Vote Pedro,' we got it. We're just trying to order lunch here, not listen with your Napoleon Dynamite jokes."
