Nope, it’s not the one you were hoping for.

Jessie Cave, who appeared in the Harry Potter films as Ron Weasley's side piece, is joining OnlyFans to get out of debt. The strangest part is she’ll only be posting “sensual hair” content, whatever that means. People are reacting with support, excitement, disgust, and a lot of stupid jokes about Hogwarts not preparing their alumni for the real world.

And yeah, everyone wants Hermione to start one next.