Let's Keep Calm and never make another Keep Calm graphic. It's become the "Got Milk?" ad of the digital age.

On behalf of all parents, I beg you Disney and Pixar, please release something else for our kids to obsess over. If I hear "Let It Go" one more time, I'm going to go live in the mountains.

Have you ever heard anyone actually say the word BAE out loud? It's the most horrific thing you'll ever experience.

You can end a friendship or even call off a marriage if the person you're with owns a shirt that says BAZINGA.

Stop calling yourself a foodie. You're not a foodie. Everyone eats food, you just insist on taking 600 pictures of every sandwich you order at a gastropub.

Could we please stop losing planes in 2015? Seriously, it's getting old.

Aaaaaaand Oodbye!

When Drake coined this phrase he was probably doing something cool like flying in a private jet for a sold out concert. He wasn't drunk on bottom shelf vodka stumbling around a club in Tampa on a Tuesday.

We can stop with the duck face selfie taken from three feet above your head then posted on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Tinder, Tumblr, OKCupid, and LinkedIn.

Are flash mobs done? If not, can we please be done with flash mobs?

The selfie stick may be the final sign of the apocalypse. You know what works better than a stick to take selfies? A friend to take them for you.

You know someone out there got a tattoo of "What Does The Fox Say?" It has to have happened, right?

Let's stop telling everyone they won the internet. You posted a meme about Dominos Pizza. Settle down.

I'm going to say this and you may not like it, but it's time to admit the truth Beyonce is overrated and in 2015 you can stop pretending you love every song she puts out. It's like you all have Stockholm Syndrome.

You've already chosen your spirit animal, so you're not allowed to pick a new one in 2015. Sorry, sprit animals are retired.

The term "Vine Celebrity" makes "Youtube Star" sound like an Academy Award winner. We can stop losing our minds over teenagers making six second videos based on racist jokes from 1996.

Obviously we aren't going to eliminate meaningless arguments from the internet, but maybe we could stop having a 200-comment debate on Atheism in the comments of a photo of your mutual friend's newborn baby?

Let's all agree to not take bath salts and eat anyone's face in 2015. That's a resolution that shouldn't be hard to keep.

If you hashtag a word online, we can deal with that. If you say the word "hashtag" in the same context you would tweet it, then it may be time to take a permanent break from online activity. StopIt

Did you know you can do a nice deed for someone and not use it as a ploy to get views on your YouTube channel? Let's stop making a production out of every nice thing we do in 2015.

No one is getting respect when you retweet an awful parody account claiming that 1 retweet equals 1 prayer. I'm sure doctors are almost on the verge of curing diseases if that picture just gets a few more likes. 2015 is a great time to stop posting these forever.