Went out on a boat without sunscreen today and now I have what I am calling “the bib of pain”
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When your cabinet decides it’s time to break loose and come crashing down the day you install your brand new glass top stove.
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Gravity wins. But I live to trip another day.
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My Boss didn’t realize that there was an envelope of cash on her desk before using the shredder.
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Well, it is not a good idea to clean the screen of the Macbook with glass cleaner.
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What I got vs what I ordered
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Hiked up an entire mountain for this view.
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Don’t ignore your Shepard.
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My Newton’s Cradle fell from the desk and is now a Newton’s Scrotum.
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My boy Thor passed on Christmas day. My girl has been struggling to cope since. She loves stuffed animals so for this Christmas I ordered her a Cuddle Clone. I paid $300 for this.
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Urban Avalanche
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Did a Psychedelic Jerry puzzle missing a piece, got an extra copy of another piece instead.
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Someone wanted to see if the ice would hold a car.
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Hired contractor to fix a floor. Came home to a busted door covered in Sharpie. They say it wasn’t them.
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The wedding venue was double booked at the same place as a furry convention.
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There was only 1 mask in the car. My wife’s. Guess it looks like I am wearing my wife’s underwear in the hardware store.
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Lost my wedding ring a month ago, bought a new one today; also, today…
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I ordered mundane items from Amazon, I got a delivery notif, I asked my son to bring the box in and said jokingly, Don’t open it it may be Christmas presents! He has asked for a Switch for Christmas, he now thinks he’s getting one because of the promo on the Amazon box, sadly this isn’t true.