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Unfortunately for women who already look too much like their fathers, TikTok's new goatee filters are so hot right now. And the results, well, are astounding.

TikTok filters have given us the tools to help us picture ourselves in ways we could never imagine. Like what would I look like with a septum piercing? Or in 40 or so years from now when I’m old and decrepit? What if in the alternate reality where I was born a boy but not just a regular dude — a total slacker with a goatee?

Women on TikTok have used the goatee and beard filter to figure out what transient guy they look like and the results are spectacular. Something about long hair and a bit of scruff screams “I never stop talking about my nu-metal band and I drink my body weight in Monster energy drinks.”

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