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22 Backhanded Comments That Put People in Their Place

They weren't ready for these

By Nathan Johnson

Published 1 year ago

They weren't ready for these

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Couldn't say it better than Ron Swanson "When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.".

2
I just cooked dinner for my wife, she casually remarked after eating ‘shame the restaurant was closed today’.

3
I have a beard that takes a bit to fully grow in. When I trim it down, it looks neater but for the first day or so it has spots that aren't as full as others. I went to a wedding for my wife's friend and one girl there said to me "I like your little beard or whatever that is" and it destroyed me. This was 5+ years ago and it still bothers me and affects my shaving routine.

4
“He’s unburdened by the complications of a university education.” Stolen from What We Do In The Shadows.

5
Wow, is that your real laugh?

6
My brother told me that i looked easy to draw and i was too stunned to even say anything lmao.

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I’ve always liked, “you’re at the top of the bell curve.” .

8
My days of not respecting you certainly are coming to a middle.

9
First of all, clean your teeth.

10
“You look tired.”.

11
After knowing you all these years, I truly consider you an acquaintance.

12
(After a tirade or rude remark) "Are you okay", spoken with the deepest sincerity.

13
“Everyone was right about you.”.

14
Five years ago, I met up with a friend. I asked her how my eyebrows were ( I had just waxed them and done them nicely). Her response: "I like the left one." Still remember that.

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Man, you're making that look real difficult.

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> “You’re not making the point you think you are.”.

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"Ah, so this is what everyone meant.".

18
Man, I wish I had your confidence. Also, one I always remember from xkcd: “the only thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you.”.

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I'm close to my sister and her friends. I've unironically heard, "I like how you'll just wear anything" after they spent the past hour getting ready.

20
“You two look gorgeous” in the comments section of a social media post of a picture with 3 women in it.

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Had this rude girl at work a few years back, who thought she was so hot and perfect and.. well you know the type. Anyway, one day I got sick of her attitude and said, “ Kendra, what’s it like being like the third hottest girl here?” Drove her mad.

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You're difficult to underestimate.

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