Despite the state of America, if we're still calling it that, there is somehow something out there worth laughing at. And to the non-Americans in the chat, I bet you're feeling pretty good about yourselves right now. 

To my fellow Ameribros, I think a non-political set of funny tweets will ease the pain of waking up this morning and asking yourself, "Is my president a pedo?" 

Search your heart, you know the truth.