People are weird, and our bodies are even weirder. If you think becoming randomly turned on is something that only happens in puberty, you'll be disappointed to learn that it happens throughout life, often with things that are blatantly
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Whether it's simply touching thighs with someone sitting next to you, or a weird moment at the doctor's office, or even just the act of waking up in the morning (guys, you know what's up), the
horny hormone monster can strike at any time!
1
“Being on a plane with someone roughly the same age as you. Sexual tension to the MAX.”
2
“Physical therapy for a busted leg felt weird at times.”
3
“Having someone else play with your hair.”
4
“If you’re on a pc/laptop, somebody leaning over your shoulder to look at the screen with you. The close proximity of your faces can feel awkwardly sexual.”
5
“Someone writing on your arm.”
6
“When someone is putting the car in reverse and they put their hand on the back of your seat.”
7
“Having your hair washed.”
8
“A really good stretch.”
9
“There’s a certain chain of shoe store I refuse to buy from for this reason. You go in to buy sneakers and you can’t just grab some off the shelf and start trying them on. They make you sit while one of their all-female staff sits on the floor, at your feet, measures you, and slips each sneaker on and off your foot for you. Creeps me the fuck out.”
10
“Unwrapping a cupcake. It’s like taking off the pastry’s pants.”
11
“Certain phrases are very sexually charged, “make me” or “what are you gonna do about it”
13
“When something funny happens in a crowd and you make eye contact with a stranger and do that smirk thing. Might as well start taking your pants off when that happens.”
14
“When you’re sitting next to someone and your shoulders/thighs touch.”
15
“Whispering in general makes me uncomfortable sometimes.”
16
“Touching someone’s hand by accident in public.”
17
“Having your back scratched.”
18
“The guys strapping you in on a roller coaster. Are we gonna kiss? Why are you giving me that eye contact?”
19
“For me it’s whenever someone touches my neck in any way, I don’t know why but it’s just so sensitive. When my girlfriend touches it when we kiss it’s like I could just have her do that all day.”
20
“Peeing after you’ve been holding it in for a while.”
21
“A hot shower when you’re covered in grime and sweat.”
22
“Someone other than you removing your glasses from your face.”
