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“And whoever is responsible for coming up with this confirmation number seems a tad disgruntled, if you ask me:”

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“This person — after their neighbor Ann took these bricks without asking — took them back and put them in their front yard like this”

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“This boyfriend is OVER his girlfriend leaving her hair in the shower, so he did this”