Everyone lies on their resume, some people spend their whole lives in a job that at first they didn’t know how to do but with time they managed and eventually became great at it.
These people are not those kind of people. These are the ones who on the first day managed to mess everything up, the ones who do something and you can immediately tell something’s not right.
It’s messy and funny and you can definitely tell they blatantly lied and that their skill set was not only low, but chaotic.
1
Knock louder
Looks like he didn't pass the reading bit of the interview.
2
Closed because closed
Their resume said "excellent communicator"
3
Do not lay flat
The instructions were right there. In bold!
4
Fixed the clock boss
When the solution to fixing is getting a new one.
5
The permanent extension cord
Someone clearly forgot to make way before laying the concrete.
6
Sideline serpent
Basically you now have to do your runs in zig zag mode.
7
Flip flop engineering
"And remember these can't touch" Job well done.
8
Solar panels ish.
They said the could install them, not anything else.
9
Crooked soccer field
Vibes only as a measuring tool.
10
Instructions ignored
Delivery notice right under it says it shouldn't be.
11
Mac and cheese in a bag
The chef clocked out for the day.
12
Apparently the same person
The graphic designer did his best.
13
Pizza sliced by chaos
"Yes, I'm an expert at all things pizza"
14
SACARMNETO
They said "people will figure it out eventually"
15
Very literal instructions
You had one job, and maybe you did it?
16
Weather report draft
Tomorrow is going to be extra placeholder text.
17
Egg bagel
The kitchen crew said "say less".
18
Out of chocolate milk
Denial with a visual.
19
Could not connect
A sign that's more like a warning.
20
Crooked stove
It's like a game of twister out there.
21
Ceiling fan mess
Someone definitely said “it’ll fit” and then never checked again.
22
The OCD nightmare
Someone really just wanted to watch the world burn.
