The US is a car-first country with open roads, tons of parking, and lackluster public transit. Europeans, on the other hand, have to squeeze their Fiat 500s between buildings constructed during the Holy Roman Empire. 

But what if I told you that Ford makes the best-selling car in England, and is one of the continent's marquis brands?

That's right, Henry Ford's red-blooded American company bends the knee hard for European customers, rocking a vehicle lineup almost unrecognizable to the F-150-driving American.

But as odd and treasonous as that might seem, just remember: The most American thing a company can do is be a bunch of cold, hard capitalists out for foreign cash.