These marriage memes are here to stay and they'll stay with you through thick and thin.

When you get fired from your job in disgrace for that misunderstanding with Carol in HR about you adjusting your belt buckle? They'll be there. When multiple new accusers come forth? They'll be there. When the allegations start flying? They'll be there. When several of those allegations are proven to be credible? They'll think hard about the way their life turned out, but they'll be there. When you're serving hard time for your awful crimes? They'll leave you a**. I mean really, there's a limit to how much even the most saintly person can put up with, and you've been an absolute monster.