“I was stung twice, once on my forehead and once on the top of my ear.”
2
“I made some bomb-ass cookies today and then wondered what the “film” was over them. Upon closer inspection realized I forgot to take off the PLASTIC wrap that was covering them before I mindlessly popped them into the oven.”
3
“Just dropped 2kg of rice.”
4
“Bought chocolates for my wife and when she opened it someone had taken a bite before sealing the package.”
5
“This is how my morning started. Wtf.”
6
“Never thought it’ll happen to me. 6 hours flight, touched me 3 times.”
7
“My commute is 45 minutes. Just pulled up to the office, reached for my bags and…”
8
“After a 20+ year relationship and a rough breakup, my ex-partner dropped off her keys to the house today in this bag.”
9
“My Cook Out milkshake came with a massive hole in it.”
10
“Wonder how long that was in there? Had to forfeit that last sip.”
11
“The desserts got spilled on my cousin’s wedding day.” *Why transport them in a trunk with no lid?
12
“Found one and then twist my finger… Lucky me !”
13
“Heard a crack and went outside to see what made the noise.”
14
“Went home to heat my lunch up.”
15
“I parked my Jeep incorrectly.”
16
“I asked for extra rice and this is what I got. (Dinner for size comparison).”
17
“Didn’t crash but my tire exploded while driving on the freeway.”
18
“Got my son a dinosaur balloon at the grocery store for his birthday. Here it is.”
19
“My dad left his window down in his truck while he stepped away for a few minutes and a feral cat got in and ate all of his tacos.”