"You mean to tell me that I may be the dirty one?" If all that trash has finally built into a blind spot for how messy you are, maybe these signs can clean the area of your brain that's keeping you from noticing.
1
This is how you save food for later.
2
You know exactly where all your stuff is. Until someone else cleans.
3
Your desk is a place to put things, not do things.
4
You don't understand the big deal about coasters.
5
You think this is genius.
6
Your bedside table is a graveyard of broken dreams.
7
You have no idea why someone would shop here.
8
You would totally heat food up in there.
9
No one asks you for a ride. Ever.
10
You've said "see I'm not that bad!" at least once while watching Hoarders.
11
You see room for more trash here.
12
Your roommates ask, "whats that smell" on a regular basis.
13
You brush crumbs out of your bed at least once a week.
14
Your roommates are really judgy about your food.
15
You still have unpacked boxes. You moved in 3 years ago.
16
There are notes like this all over your house. If only they were addressed to someone...
17
You think this counts as taking the trash out.
18
When your roommate asks to borrow a shirt, and you say "sure, grab it out of my room" they suddenly don't need it any more.
19
You have an epic floordrobe.
20
You've feigned ignorance while an unlucky roommate plunged a toilet YOU clogged.
21
You've eaten cereal out of something other than a bowl, using something other than a spoon.
22
You can't remember the last time you changed your sheets.
23
One of these has appeared in every apartment you've ever shared.
