These cringe pics were so weirdly WTF, we decided we had no choice but to burn them. So out back we took them, can of lighter fluid in one hand, box of sinfully embarrassing cringe pics in the other, and set them ablaze. We watched them curl and blacken within the flames with gleeful smiles, satisfied that we'd rid the world of their horrible, disgusting cringe.

Until we woke up to find them at our desk, again, without a scratch on them. For the third time.