24 Things That Really Suck.
Nathan Johnson
Published
05/29/2021
When it hits the fan.
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“I’m a solar roofer, and we are required to wear gloves while we work…..it’s only may.” -
2.
“So you thought the roofers hand tan was bad…” -
3.
“This fucker crawled in my shorts and stung my balls. Hands down the most painful experience of my life.” -
4.
“Someone drove into my work today.” -
5.
“Someone didn’t get their mail today.” -
6.
“When you love the smell of bacon but get a little too close to the frying pan on the stove…” -
7.
“I bought a pineapple for the person I’m dating since I know he loves them, but he cancelled 20 minutes before he was supposed to be here and has since left me on read. I’m allergic to pineapple.” -
8.
“Bought a house last year and wondered why this light never worked. Finally took it off to have a look at the wiring…” -
9.
Welp. -
10.
Biggest water bug I have ever seen! -
11.
Baker confuses ‘Moana’ for ‘Marijuana’ -
12.
“5 minutes I left my bourbon standing. Just 5 minutes.” -
13.
“Neighbor’s kid decided to decorate my car with a rock to make it look “cute.” -
14.
“I lit a match to light a candle on the toilet. Flew out of my hand and landed in my underwear while burning. I simultaneously knocked the candle off the counter in a panic and it shattered all over the floor while my underwear caught fire.” -
15.
“When your flatmate likes to eat seeds and cleans the floor without vacuuming first.” -
16.
“Got some dredlocks in my coke at the ballgame.” -
17.
“I work overnight receiving trucks for a grocery store. This is how my truck showed up after being 7 hours late.” -
18.
“I needed an 80 to pass.” -
19.
“The key to my new office!” -
20.
“Ordered four “online exclusive” ceramic tiles from Lowe’s (they were not available in stores). They arrived today. All four were smashed to pieces.” -
21.
“This tire was almost brand new, too :(“ -
22.
“A huntsman spider ran across my dash while I was driving. I threw a litre water bottle at it…” -
23.
“Just sold my old pc. After sending it across country, I realized my wireless mouse’s usb was still plugged in it.” -
24.
“Waiting months for a part only to find that the mailer stapled the shipping info through the o-ring.”
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