23 Brand Slogans if Companies Were Honest
What if brands were more honest with their advertising? We went to r/AskReddit to find out what people really think these companies should be...
What if brands were more honest with their advertising? We went to r/AskReddit to find out what people really think these companies should be saying. Sometimes, being honest might not be the best policy.
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Facebook: your privacy is our business. -u/Honest-cicada4897
2
La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's" -u/LeoMarius
3
Froot loops: they are all the same flavors. -u/loki_wonders
4
Harley Davidson: We're here for your Midlife Crisis. -u/DvlsAdvct108
5
Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere. -u/codj23
6
Febreeze: you can't polish a bad smell, but you can perfume it. -u/rolling-brownout
7
FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items. -StickyGoodness
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McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come. -u/cactibob
9
Microsoft Edge. The browser you use to get the browser you want. -u/korbell61
10
Land Rover: We'll get you there. Getting back is your problem. -u/Crucifetus
11
EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems. -u/THE_CURE666
12
Nestlé: Where we treat human rights violations like a to do list! -u/Nedsterhasbigpp
13
NIKE: We use sweat to make you sweat! -uTunaKYourLastTun
14
Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family. -u/coneal89
15
Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?" -u/ShutterBun
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RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test. -u/jolbina
17
Red bull: I hope you like heart palpitations. -u/Suspicious-River-998
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Subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved. -u/forza18juventus
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Taco Bell: Same food, different shapes. -u/wellllhmmmm
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Toyota: We'll outrun democracy. -u/iFFyCaRRoT
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Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now? -ItsDeCia
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UberEats: We'll deliver your food to a neighbors apartment for a "small" fee. -u/NogEggz
23
Zoom: pants optional. -u/Hokusai135
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