These tips and tricks allow you to feed yourself even though you've never learned how, party harder than you've ever thought possible, and succeed in class despite partying like the world was ending before the test was gonna happen.
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Convince the professor that you really ARE just admiring your own crotch.
2
A rainy walk across campus with your friends is nothing a box can't handle.
3
Create the legendary Fountain of Booze.
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Fill up a water jug while your professor scolds you for your poor attendance.
5
Find a sweet way to heal that sports injury.
6
Use an iron to cook noodles...
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Give all your takeout sauce containers new life as jello shot holders.
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Leave lots of room for activities during sleepovers.
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Class up dinner with a tossed salad.
16
Never deal with those flimsy shower hooks again.
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Never sleep through your 8 a.m. class again.
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Never spend a fortune just to keep your teeth clean again.
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Put your party habit to good use by installing a cool lighting system.
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Remember that anything can be a hot tub if you believe in yourself.
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Save time on cutting vegetables by attaching a knife to a fan...DON'T TRY THIS UNLESS YOU'RE MAKING FINGER SANDWICHES.
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Say no to ridiculously small desks and yes to doubling up on chairs
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Let the professor avert his shy eyes when you're actually cheating.
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Stick it to the man by building your own phone dock... with speakers!
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Waterproof your phone with something you probably (hopefully) already have lying around.
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When a hole punch can't defeat the massive stack of papers you have, hit up the hardware store.
