A certain subset of guys on Twitter seems to believe that not jacking off will basically give them superpowers. And it seems like one of the superpowers they think they have is writing ‘philosophical’ tweets.

Look, Ebaum’s World loves jerking off as much as the next website, but even we can admit too much of it is a bad thing. Does abstaining from watching porn really fulfill your deepest wishes and increase your vibrational level, though? There’s only one way to find out.

If you’re curious about the semen retention lifestyle, feel free to reach out to any of the users in this gallery. Some of them even offer one-on-one “NoFap coaching.” Seems totally normal and not something a masturbation-obsessed pervert might do.