When God created humans in his image, he gave us big butts because God has a big butt. But God didn’t create animals in his image. He just came up with those on his own. So I think that when an animal has a big butt, it means that there’s some mad scientists out there doing plastic surgery on these poor critters to give them junk in the trunk.

Regardless of how they came about, take a few minutes out of your day to admire the giant butts on these animals. But if you’re going to do it in a weird or creepy way, just don’t bother. We don’t go in for that kind of stuff around here.