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Doesn't look like he's been donating much of anything...

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Are you a hater cause it sounds like you're a hater.

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This just sounds gross.

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Not quite sure that's how it works, but sure thing pal.

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Nothing says badass mofo like the on the hip elastic phone case.

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Not only is that pretty impressive, it is also hella disgusting.

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Sounds like masturbation with extra steps.

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Or you're all just a bunch of weirdo pervs who spank it to cartoons.

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Maybe it's because you're calling her pet names and she's clearly not interested... just a thought.

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Who the hell green lit this over at Mountain Dew?

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