25 Times People Were Brutally Put In the Friendzone

If you think being friend-zoned feels bad, look at some of these user stories and answers from r/AskReddit. It's a total massacre in there.

By Toonacious

Published 4 years ago in Funny

If you think being friend-zoned feels bad, look at some of these user stories and answers from r/AskReddit. It's a total massacre in there.

1
"Haha, my first girlfriend mistook me saying “we love her,” on AIM to one of our mutual friends, referring our entire friend group respecting her, as “I love her,” and freaked out. She ghosted me for a week then dumped me because she thought I was moving too quickly. We were like 12 and only “dated” for a month so I completely get where she was coming from and the misunderstanding, but we’re still friends today and when we finally talked about it a few months ago and I told her what I actually said (we’re 31 now) we both had a really good laugh. - Araceil

2
"A girl who I was not attracted to in any way shape or form expressed her feelings to me as we were walking to class and I nervously laughed and ran away. Poor girl, I probably crushed her but I had no idea how to react to that, but I think I chose the worst way." -Sippinonjoy

7
"Yeah, so it's $150 an hour and if you want me to say it back it's going to cost extra." - CrudeOp

8
"The first time I ever told my now-wife, "I think I'm in love with you" was after a big college party. We had come home pretty tipsy. She said, "Would you be offended if I go throw up right now?" Ten years on Saturday." - simjanes2k

15
"i love you too as a platonic non sexual friend cuz that would be gross, can you imagine? i would fucking kill myself if that were to happen." - Noto987

20
"A blank stare and them walking away, gradually increasing their speed to running, until they disappear around a corner or over the horizon." - Shitty_Life_Coach