A little
light trolling keeps things interesting!
One of the things that I've seen a lot of successful marriages having in common is the desire to lightheartedly f*** with your partner every now and then just for s**ts and giggles.
My father-in-law, for instance, regularly gets into shenanigans that his wife would yell at him about, but the wry smile on his face as he's receiving his nagging makes it clear he knew EXACTLY what he was doing.
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Dreading finding out why my husband put a Q-Tip in a drill but also kind of can’t wait for the explanation. This wasn’t there when I went to bed and now it’s there this morning. Men are the most bizarre animals on earth, I swear…
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Husband asked what I wanted for my birthday… I replied, asking for a posh face mask to pamper at home… Suppose a snorkel is the same thing
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My feet are cold…but not 100%. My husband is weird.
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This is what happens when you ask your husband who doesn’t drink much wine to pour you a glass of wine.
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Proofreading is important. Especially when apologizing to your wife.
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Husband put a mouse trap in the tree as an ornament to stop people from snooping at presents
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This is what happens when you let your husband put whipped cream on your piece of pumpkin pie.
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Toby’s evening “snack” of Goldfish in milk…like cereal. WTF Who thinks this is normal?
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Does anyone else wash their dishcloths in the dishwasher?! He’s a weirdo but I love him.
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At Which Wich and Jeremy was so excited that the guy read the whole name. My husband is weird.
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Mark started the laundry today – not something he normally does – but even for him this is an impressive way to add the detergent. Now I know why I heard banging.
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When you ask your husband to plug your phone in and then you realize it’s still at 13% in the morning in his defense it was dark
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My husband went rogue in slicing his piece of cake…
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I never realized @crocs had to be stretched. My husband is weird
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My husband made me a sandwich for breakfast. I asked him to cut it. He asked me how I wanted it cut. I told him I didn’t care. I should have specified- Not like whatever this is.
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Someone please tell me what’s happening here?
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It seems our pest problem is larger than we suspected. Yes, this is a block of butter. People keep asking what married life is like, I think this sums it up fairly well.
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Oooomg. Wtf is going on in my house right now? Seriously, he gets all excited when a package comes, then walks in like it’s no big deal and he isn’t wearing a billion copies of my freaking face! seriously though, marry the guy who makes you laugh!
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When ya boy knows he fucked up Joe’s funeral will be next Saturday, BYOB.
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I appreciate that he made my lunch, but Dude, where’s the other piece of bread?
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Who cuts watermelon like this! Only my husband
