25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

Toonacious Published 05/04/2022 in Funny

There are an infinite amount of songs out in the world. I would bet nearly 90% of them are actually about sex.

Thanks to Reddit, we've collected some of the most seemingly innocent songs, that turned out to be super dirty.

We knew humans were horny, but this is ridiculous.

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1. The Foo Fighters "All My Life" is about going down on a girl. It never occurred to me at all until I read that Dave Grohl said in an interview, "That song is a little dirty. I'm very fond of giving oral sex to women. It's a pleasure-giving experience - giving someone something that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, and if you do it right, they will." - -eDgAR-
2. “Poker Face" by Lady Gaga. She said its actually about having sex with a man while she’s thinking about a woman. - PsychologicalPen1604
3. I grew up listening to Meat Loaf a lot because my dad played it on every car ride. One of my favorite songs was "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights." My oh-so-innocent child mind didn’t pick up on the meaning of the lyrics until I rediscovered the song about a month ago. I guess this one isn’t so innocent. The song is blatantly about having sex in a car and I just never realized it when I was a kid. - breakthefifthwall
4. “Hellfire" from 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame.' I never related it to sex until a friend of mine told me about it and I listened to it under that context” - erriuga_leon27
5. I once had to put together a playlist for a kids' fashion runway show, so had to make sure that all the lyrics were family-friendly and clean etc. It was only then that I realized that 90% of the top 40 hits (past and present) are basically about sex lmao. - justacheesestick
6. Madonna "Like a Prayer." I grew up Catholic and people used to play it unaware. When I got older it seemed pretty obviously to be about giving a BJ. - KaiserTNT
7. "Layla" is about wanting to nail George Harrison's wife. - itamarka
8. “Mint Car" by The Cure. "It feels so big it almost hurts." I guess it's pretty obvious after all. - Silverwake
9. Pretty much every Village People hit was a lightly veiled reference to being gay. Fool around with other guys at the YMCA.m Appeal to more gay guys if you act like a Macho Man. You can bang lots of guys In the Navy. If we Go West to San Francisco, we can be out of the closet. - TriTri14
10. The original version of "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" is pretty raunchy. Check out this verse: I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, Well, I can look at you an' tell you ain't no child no more” - Cipius
11. "2 Become 1" by the Spice Girls. - aledba
12. I'm not positive, but I think "Pony" by Ginuwine might be about something sexual. - kliman
13. I really thought "Shut Up and Drive" by Rihanna was about him driving her cool car. - illuminatiprincess99
14. Cyndi Lauper, "She Bop" It's about masturbation.” - zoqfotpik
15. Me when I was seven singing “cAn YoU bLOw mY WhISTle bABy, wHiSTle BabY” at full volume in the car. - Moose_dude16439
16. “The Macarena." It's a song about a woman having a threesome with her boyfriend's friends. - AggravatingControl43
17. “(I Just) Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew - Smock710
18. There was a time when literally everybody who didn't speak Spanish played "Despacito" non-stop. - VaTechDoorDashDriver
19. "Big and Chunky” by Will.I.Am from 'Madagascar 2.' - Goldenpearl01
20. “Won’t you play with my ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry. - thecian2
21. “Cake by the Ocean.” - ButteredToast2500
22. I have heard that Gen X's "Dancing With Myself" is about masturbation. - Leharen
23. “Come on Eileen" - Dexys Midnight Runners.” - socaltony
24. “Brand New Key, well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates. You got a brand new key, I think that we should get together, and try them out, you see.” - NightMgr
25. The Beatles - “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road” isn’t really about changing a flat tire. It’s about sex. - fbomb33

1. The Foo Fighters "All My Life" is about going down on a girl. It never occurred to me at all until I read that Dave Grohl said in an interview, "That song is a little dirty. I'm very fond of giving oral sex to women. It's a pleasure-giving experience - giving someone something that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, and if you do it right, they will." - -eDgAR-
2. “Poker Face" by Lady Gaga. She said its actually about having sex with a man while she’s thinking about a woman. - PsychologicalPen1604
3. I grew up listening to Meat Loaf a lot because my dad played it on every car ride. One of my favorite songs was "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights." My oh-so-innocent child mind didn’t pick up on the meaning of the lyrics until I rediscovered the song about a month ago. I guess this one isn’t so innocent. The song is blatantly about having sex in a car and I just never realized it when I was a kid. - breakthefifthwall
4. “Hellfire" from 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame.' I never related it to sex until a friend of mine told me about it and I listened to it under that context” - erriuga_leon27
5. I once had to put together a playlist for a kids' fashion runway show, so had to make sure that all the lyrics were family-friendly and clean etc. It was only then that I realized that 90% of the top 40 hits (past and present) are basically about sex lmao. - justacheesestick
6. Madonna "Like a Prayer." I grew up Catholic and people used to play it unaware. When I got older it seemed pretty obviously to be about giving a BJ. - KaiserTNT
7. "Layla" is about wanting to nail George Harrison's wife. - itamarka
8. “Mint Car" by The Cure. "It feels so big it almost hurts." I guess it's pretty obvious after all. - Silverwake
9. Pretty much every Village People hit was a lightly veiled reference to being gay. Fool around with other guys at the YMCA.m Appeal to more gay guys if you act like a Macho Man. You can bang lots of guys In the Navy. If we Go West to San Francisco, we can be out of the closet. - TriTri14
10. The original version of "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" is pretty raunchy. Check out this verse: I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, Well, I can look at you an' tell you ain't no child no more” - Cipius
11. "2 Become 1" by the Spice Girls. - aledba
12. I'm not positive, but I think "Pony" by Ginuwine might be about something sexual. - kliman
13. I really thought "Shut Up and Drive" by Rihanna was about him driving her cool car. - illuminatiprincess99
14. Cyndi Lauper, "She Bop" It's about masturbation.” - zoqfotpik
15. Me when I was seven singing “cAn YoU bLOw mY WhISTle bABy, wHiSTle BabY” at full volume in the car. - Moose_dude16439
16. “The Macarena." It's a song about a woman having a threesome with her boyfriend's friends. - AggravatingControl43
17. “(I Just) Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew - Smock710
18. There was a time when literally everybody who didn't speak Spanish played "Despacito" non-stop. - VaTechDoorDashDriver
19. "Big and Chunky” by Will.I.Am from 'Madagascar 2.' - Goldenpearl01
20. “Won’t you play with my ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry. - thecian2
21. “Cake by the Ocean.” - ButteredToast2500
22. I have heard that Gen X's "Dancing With Myself" is about masturbation. - Leharen
23. “Come on Eileen" - Dexys Midnight Runners.” - socaltony
24. “Brand New Key, well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates. You got a brand new key, I think that we should get together, and try them out, you see.” - NightMgr
25. The Beatles - “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road” isn’t really about changing a flat tire. It’s about sex. - fbomb33

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The Foo Fighters "All My Life" is about going down on a girl. It never occurred to me at all until I read that Dave Grohl said in an interview, "That song is a little dirty. I'm very fond of giving oral sex to women. It's a pleasure-giving experience - giving someone something that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, and if you do it right, they will." - -eDgAR-

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2. “Poker Face" by Lady Gaga. She said its actually about having sex with a man while she’s thinking about a woman. - PsychologicalPen1604

4. “Hellfire" from 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame.' I never related it to sex until a friend of mine told me about it and I listened to it under that context” - erriuga_leon27

5. I once had to put together a playlist for a kids' fashion runway show, so had to make sure that all the lyrics were family-friendly and clean etc. It was only then that I realized that 90% of the top 40 hits (past and present) are basically about sex lmao. - justacheesestick

6. Madonna "Like a Prayer." I grew up Catholic and people used to play it unaware. When I got older it seemed pretty obviously to be about giving a BJ. - KaiserTNT

7. "Layla" is about wanting to nail George Harrison's wife. - itamarka

8. “Mint Car" by The Cure. "It feels so big it almost hurts." I guess it's pretty obvious after all. - Silverwake

9. Pretty much every Village People hit was a lightly veiled reference to being gay. Fool around with other guys at the YMCA.m Appeal to more gay guys if you act like a Macho Man. You can bang lots of guys In the Navy. If we Go West to San Francisco, we can be out of the closet. - TriTri14

10. The original version of "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" is pretty raunchy. Check out this verse: I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, Well, I can look at you an' tell you ain't no child no more” - Cipius

11. "2 Become 1" by the Spice Girls. - aledba

12. I'm not positive, but I think "Pony" by Ginuwine might be about something sexual. - kliman

13. I really thought "Shut Up and Drive" by Rihanna was about him driving her cool car. - illuminatiprincess99

14. Cyndi Lauper, "She Bop" It's about masturbation.” - zoqfotpik

15. Me when I was seven singing “cAn YoU bLOw mY WhISTle bABy, wHiSTle BabY” at full volume in the car. - Moose_dude16439

16. “The Macarena." It's a song about a woman having a threesome with her boyfriend's friends. - AggravatingControl43

17. “(I Just) Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew - Smock710

18. There was a time when literally everybody who didn't speak Spanish played "Despacito" non-stop. - VaTechDoorDashDriver

19. "Big and Chunky” by Will.I.Am from 'Madagascar 2.' - Goldenpearl01

20. “Won’t you play with my ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry. - thecian2

21. “Cake by the Ocean.” - ButteredToast2500

22. I have heard that Gen X's "Dancing With Myself" is about masturbation. - Leharen

23. “Come on Eileen" - Dexys Midnight Runners.” - socaltony

24. “Brand New Key, well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates. You got a brand new key, I think that we should get together, and try them out, you see.” - NightMgr

25. The Beatles - “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road” isn’t really about changing a flat tire. It’s about sex. - fbomb33

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