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25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

There are an infinite amount of songs out in the world. I would bet nearly 90% of them are actually about sex.

By Toonacious

Published 3 years ago in Funny

There are an infinite amount of songs out in the world. I would bet nearly 90% of them are actually about sex.

Thanks to Reddit, we've collected some of the most seemingly innocent songs, that turned out to be super dirty.

We knew humans were horny, but this is ridiculous.
  • 1

    The Foo Fighters "All My Life" is about going down on a girl. It never occurred to me at all until I read that Dave Grohl said in an interview, "That song is a little dirty. I'm very fond of giving oral sex to women. It's a pleasure-giving experience - giving someone something that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, and if you do it right, they will." - -eDgAR-

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 2

    “Poker Face" by Lady Gaga. She said its actually about having sex with a man while she’s thinking about a woman. - PsychologicalPen1604

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 3

    I grew up listening to Meat Loaf a lot because my dad played it on every car ride. One of my favorite songs was "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights." My oh-so-innocent child mind didn’t pick up on the meaning of the lyrics until I rediscovered the song about a month ago. I guess this one isn’t so innocent. The song is blatantly about having sex in a car and I just never realized it when I was a kid. - breakthefifthwall

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 4

    “Hellfire" from 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame.' I never related it to sex until a friend of mine told me about it and I listened to it under that context” - erriuga_leon27

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 5

    I once had to put together a playlist for a kids' fashion runway show, so had to make sure that all the lyrics were family-friendly and clean etc. It was only then that I realized that 90% of the top 40 hits (past and present) are basically about sex lmao. - justacheesestick

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 6

    Madonna "Like a Prayer." I grew up Catholic and people used to play it unaware. When I got older it seemed pretty obviously to be about giving a BJ. - KaiserTNT

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 7

    "Layla" is about wanting to nail George Harrison's wife. - itamarka

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 8

    “Mint Car" by The Cure. "It feels so big it almost hurts." I guess it's pretty obvious after all. - Silverwake

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 9

    Pretty much every Village People hit was a lightly veiled reference to being gay. Fool around with other guys at the YMCA.m Appeal to more gay guys if you act like a Macho Man. You can bang lots of guys In the Navy. If we Go West to San Francisco, we can be out of the closet. - TriTri14

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 10

    The original version of "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" is pretty raunchy. Check out this verse: I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, Well, I can look at you an' tell you ain't no child no more” - Cipius

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 11

    "2 Become 1" by the Spice Girls. - aledba

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 12

    I'm not positive, but I think "Pony" by Ginuwine might be about something sexual. - kliman

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 13

    I really thought "Shut Up and Drive" by Rihanna was about him driving her cool car. - illuminatiprincess99

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 14

    Cyndi Lauper, "She Bop" It's about masturbation.” - zoqfotpik

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 15

    Me when I was seven singing “cAn YoU bLOw mY WhISTle bABy, wHiSTle BabY” at full volume in the car. - Moose_dude16439

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 16

    “The Macarena." It's a song about a woman having a threesome with her boyfriend's friends. - AggravatingControl43

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 17

    “(I Just) Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew - Smock710

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 18

    There was a time when literally everybody who didn't speak Spanish played "Despacito" non-stop. - VaTechDoorDashDriver

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 19

    "Big and Chunky” by Will.I.Am from 'Madagascar 2.' - Goldenpearl01

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 20

    “Won’t you play with my ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry. - thecian2

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 21

    “Cake by the Ocean.” - ButteredToast2500

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 22

    I have heard that Gen X's "Dancing With Myself" is about masturbation. - Leharen

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 23

    “Come on Eileen" - Dexys Midnight Runners.” - socaltony

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 24

    “Brand New Key, well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates. You got a brand new key, I think that we should get together, and try them out, you see.” - NightMgr

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

  • 25

    The Beatles - “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road” isn’t really about changing a flat tire. It’s about sex. - fbomb33

    25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex

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