No matter how old you get, it’s impossible to grow out of big bugs. Big bugs connect everybody. Every guy, no matter their age, country, or personality, can look at big bugs together and say, “Whoa. Let’s poke it with a stick.”

These pictures are going to make you wish you had a jar with air holes on hand. I’m getting excited just thinking about the Bug Wars I could set up between some of these big bugs.

Oh, and by the way, in this house, spiders are bugs. I’m not some stuffy scientist worried about ‘entomology.’ I see something big and nasty with a bunch of legs, that’s a big bug.

End of story.