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1.The LEGO Movie. u/Zachtron552
"Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team"
2.12 Angry Men -u/VictorBlimpmuscle
6 gay couples with sexual frustration.
3.Home Alone -u/msmarshyellow
Kevin's mom and dad are finally alone in their suite, Kevin's mom is on her back thinking of the USA.
Dad: 'say my name'
Mom: sudden realization Kevin has been left behind. Screams 'KEVIN!'
Cut to Kevin squirting some cream on a ridiculous dessert dinner, smug smile to the camera.
4.Finding nemo -u/bubzy1000
Marlin would have the time of his life. Dory would just forget immediately after.
5.Cast away -u/Chilidogdingdong
"Wilson, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY!"
I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pu**y” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since
I don’t even want to know the sounds they would make
8.King Kong vs. Godzilla -u/Ok-Huckleberry
They did the monster mash
Oh wait…there’s a reason why it wasn’t included.
10.Bee Movie -u/Blackfell0518
It almost had a sex scene in it... and honestly, it might work with this movie
11.Freaky Friday -u/Xeeko
Idk what would be worse, daughter in the moms body f***ing her moms fiancé, or mom using her daughters body to get d**k from some high schooler(therefore cheating on her fiancé).
12.127 hours -u/teabagalomaniac
His rock-hard d**k got stuck, so he had to cut it off.
13.Toy Story -u/BlockHeadJones
You’ve got a friend in me.
14.Any Star Wars. -u/Danthiel5
Jabba the slut
15.Men in Black -u/Novel-Yak7196
The title is perfect for a porno.
16.Space Jam -u/Remote-Salad949
I don’t know..I think a lot of the Internet wanted to see a Lola sex scene for Space Jam.
17.Lord of the Rings -u/imidoesonlyfans
Too busy walking.
18.Scooby Doo -u/Sameehhh
Like, zoinks Scoob, I don't think it can go any deeper.
Actually, a sex scene is the only thing keeping this movie from Oscar consideration.
Imagine if a shark was trying to sleep with swimmers instead of trying to eat them. The tension would be incredible.
21.Passion of the Christ -u/NoMansSkyWasAlright
The name is pretty perfect, but we don't think this would go over well for the hardcore fans.
This one could go either way, but we assume Buddy would bring the chocolate syrup into the bedroom, you can count on that.
23.Stuart Little -u/Aziz2463
We surprised this movie doesn't already have a sex scene. I mean have you seen the car Stuart drives?
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