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“Fingertips were stomped on by a 3-year-old.”

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"My heater stopped working when it was -40 degrees in the night."

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"Our plane's windshield decided to call it quits at 30,000ft and had to make an emergency landing"

6

"Someone unwrapped my Christmas Present :("

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"Uber eats delivery guy literally pulled my pizza out of his backpack."

8

"Package with my $200 headphones arrived ripped open and empty"

9

"Drunk driver went off the road, hit my car, drove through my shed, and killed my lawn mower. Than ran away."

10

“Found this in the game room, compliments of my 5-year-old.”

11

“We cleaned out our daughter’s room today and found a tin full of dice.”

12

“Yesterday we couldn’t find my brother’s phone, and today we found it.”

13

“A letter I apparently wrote to my mother in kindergarten: ’IT IS NOT PEE.’”

14

“Before and after I got my wisdom teeth removed”

15

“I had to take a shirt to my son’s (kindergarten) school.”

16

“I was starting a fire and heard my youngest saying he was stuck. This is how I found him.”

17

“Apparently this is how a 5-year-old opens a new loaf of bread.”

18

“My daughter drew me a picture. Yes, that is a house fire. And yes, those are human souls floating above.”

19

“My brother ripped off the handle by accident. This should be fun.”

20

“My children are animals.”

21

“I’m the only person in my entire office of 30 people who dressed up today and I’m in a full body banana suit.”

22

“Help! My kid destroyed my monstera and ripped all of the leaves off.”

23

“Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice.”

24

“’Children’s horseplay’ — found that at my grocery store.”

25

“AirPods went missing...turns out my kid buried them in the backyard.”