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“10/10 wouldn’t recommend getting stung by a sea urchin.”

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“Turns out my wife is allergic to band aid adhesive, cheap and name brand.”

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“My dog and the $100 bed we got him.”

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“Wife and I visited the Eiffel Tower for our honeymoon.”

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“My $1200 PC was just pulled off my desk by my dog.”

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“I drove to a writers group meetup. No one else showed up.”

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“Some drunk MF set my car on fire on New Year’s Eve and it burnt down completely. I wasn’t home and this is what I saw when I got home this morning. I just had it completely fixed up.”

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“Kids are at their mothers, and the girl I’ve been seeing recently completely ghosted me after making plans for New year’s. Gotta ride my bike at 5:40 in the morning in pouring rain to open the kitchen at work.”

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“Someone decided to celebrate the new year by smashing my rear window!”

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“My brother-in-law was wondering why his dryer wasn’t working very well… “

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“I used to have a USB cable. I still do, but I used to, too.”

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“Saved for months, bought an $850 laptop online, waited 1.5 weeks for shipping, and it ended up being 3 jugs of Walmart brand juice instead.”

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“Realized too late into cooking that my Fiancée took all the skillets when she moved out, thus the baking sheet-griddle.”

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“My roommate and I bought a lot of snacks for our NYE party… and nobody showed up.”

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“Second day of the new year, snapped my leg in a climbing accident, no family or friends in town and girlfriend’s gone on a skiing vacation for a week. At least I have pain meds.”

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“I got my name embroidered on a work jacket. I think I chose the wrong font..”

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“Stay safe while playing with fireworks.”

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“Getting a speeding ticket on your car as it’s being towed.”

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