“My car this morning :/”

“After 10 years of surviving brutal abuse from my clumsy ass always dropping it, my 3DS couldn’t take it anymore.”

“After 10 years of surviving brutal abuse from my clumsy ass always dropping it, my 3DS couldn’t take it anymore.”

“This tree hit my house last night…”

“Just wanted some salt.”

“No collision or vandalism. The window just decided it didn’t want to be a part of our car anymore.”

“I guess you shouldn’t put glass windows over grass when it’s 22 degrees Celsius.”

“My dad planted this palm when I was 3. I’m 33 now. Two days of -2° temperatures in Texas killed it and every other palm we had. To add insult to injury, one of the -2° days was my dad’s birthday.”

“Went to my local town’s yearly festival. First event like this since COVID started, hairs in my corn dog. Back to isolation.”

“One of my kids brought poison ivy into the house, now my hands look like this. Every bump is a blister.”

“4 feet of sewage in my house.”

“My shorts ripped while cycling to work. I live 15km/10miles away.”

“If someone’s missing an extra large Allen wrench, I believe I may have found it.”

“Found out what my concrete steps are actually made of.”

“Went to a barber for a neck shave two days before my wedding…”

“I ordered a “sprinkle donut”… They took it VERY literally.”

“The ATM gave me only $10.”

“At my apartments, you need a key fob for entry. Only problem is I forgot the key inside. I walked out and let the door shut behind me before realizing he wasn’t outside yet. Now we wait LOL.”

“Got a call that I was using 350 gallons of water per hour for the past 24 hours.”

“Walked to work in a thunderstorm, but my boss forgot to tell me we all have today off.”

“My new car broke down 360 miles from home. Less than a week old. On top of a mountain.”

“Trying to see a house for sale on Google Street View.”

Tis but a splash!

Laundry time!

“Was pretty excited that my Father’s Day present came early.”