People share the eye-opening moments the realized the entire universe was out to get them.
1
“Guess I’m never wearing a shirt again. (Zoom in to see my nightmare)”
2
“Son decided to swallow a nickel and turn $.05 into $4400.00.”
3
“Me and my mom failed to notice our car keys and bag hanging on the chair when we gorilla glued the top piece of the chair back on.”
5
Every single concert when you’re short.
6
“Some poor kid’s croc and sock jammed in the escalator. They were fine luckily.”
7
“A jar of saffron broke inside my car.”
8
“I’ve been saving this free game coupon since before the pandemic.”
9
“I’ve travelled abroad and brought my drone to record it, hiked to the top of this hill and realize that I forgot the batteries at home.”
10
“Got to my apartment from work during a rainy day to find a roof leak right over my laptop…”
12
“My dog launched her foot off my unopened drink on her way out the car.”
13
“Someone’s going to be *pissed* when they get home…”
14
“Tempered glass lid shattered, giving me Schrodinger’s Stir-Fry.”
15
“My new Sharpie highlighter came with no ink.”
16
“Someone’s in for a rough afternoon.”
17
“My sunflower in the front of my house finally bloomed for the world to see.”
18
“I guess I didn’t need whole cookies?”
19
“My uncles 115yo boat, currently sitting on some rocks and leaking fuel after the anchor snapped.”
20
“It’s ok, I don’t need lunch.”
21
“My wife tossed a pile of laundry into the dryer. Along with a brand new box of 500 dryer sheets…”
22
“Wedding party I went to decided to light fireworks inside a warehouse type building with no proper ventilation which caused people to leave soon after.”
23
“Just broke my bicycle key while it was in the lock.”
24
“Flew 13 hours to Hawaii to see Volcanoes National Park.”
25
“Dog ate 100 dollars after I fell asleep.”
